PRESS RELEASE
23/Feb/2002
Organized Crime Civilian Response
OCCR@SkepticTank.ORG

The Shock Rock band El Queso Allstars has become a "Fair Game" target of the notoriously criminal Scientology organization. The rock band disseminates some of its music on MP3.COM at:

http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/184/el_queso_allstars.html

however two of their latest works -- "Commodore Rim Job" and "Ava Gram"

-- have made the Scientology organization extremely angry. Those two songs can be found at:

http://crimjob.tripod.com/
http://www.geocities.com/crimjob

Because these two songs about Scientology's founder L. Ron Hubbard and Scientology's endless lawyers are at core totally truthful, they are also totally embarrassing. The Scientology organization apparently engaged in what's known as "social engineering" to deceive MP3.COM into handing over the names and addresses of the El Queso Allstars rock group.

MP3.COM apparently didn't know any better and may be otherwise innocent.

The rock group couldn't be reached for comment howeer shortly after they were informed of the incident, El Queso issued the following public statement:

-=- Begin public statement

What are you going to do with this new info, Scientology leaders?

Will you put my picture on [the Internet], follow me with private investigators, harrass me, try to mess up my finances, lie about me to neighbors, picket my house? Will you try to frame me like Paulette Cooper or Gabe Cazares? Will you trump up charges and try to railroad me in court like Keith Henson? Will you physically attack me like Mark Bunker? Will you try to frame me for drugs like Jesse Prince?

Guess what? I have pointed out how you operate in song after song - and when you attempt to molest me for free expression - the whole world will see how you act. You will be confirming my lyrics as accurate. I will not be quietly bullied. No matter how dirty you fight - I will not act violently or irresponsibly. I will drag you into the light and expose your methodology with truth and humor. You can hurt me or worse - but not silently. I will continue to protest against you with the humor you so desperately despise. You will continue to be the potential subject of parody and satire - just like everyone else in a big, nasty organisation is in America. You are public figures. You should be used to it by now.

I also know that you are the only people who have this info, and if it is posted anonymously - EVERYONE will know it was you. Also, if I am harrassed - you will see bad publicity that will make the Time magazine article look like a puff piece. I will catch your spies in the act, and expose their links to you, then make songs about each encounter. The media will be involved every step of the way. This is freedom of speech. Lots of people care.

You have never met the likes of me before. I am everything you say does not exist. I am a critic of Scientology with no hidden crimes. You can dig all you want - you'll have to plant crimes to find them. I am a nurturing friend and family member who loves life, and smiles most of the time. I am solo - not part of any group of critics. I am not paid, except in SLACK, which you find valueless though you try to steal it from others.

You would do well to stay within legal means when dealing with me. Any dirty tricks and Fair Gaming that goes on will be meticulously documented and reported to the authorities by myself and those around me. The moment you commit a crime against me - you are admitting that you are powerless in a fair society, and must subvert the laws we live under in the US. Read below. Is this what you have in mind for me?

18 October 1967 "Enemy-SP order. Fair Game. May be deprived of property or injured by any means by any Scientologist without any discipline of the Scientologist. May be tricked, sued or lied to or destroyed." -- L. Ron Hubbard

Sincerely, El Queso the_cheese_23@yahoo.com

Freedom of Speech activists and music lovers are encouraged to write to the El Queso Allstars to offer support. Download the music!

Further information about Scientology:

http://www.scientology-lies.com/elquesoallstars.html

-- Listen to Scientology's insane "International President" nutter ranting insanely at http://www.linkline.com/personal/frice When scientologists are involved it raises the chances of business fraud by about 100 fold. -- Human Rights activist Mr. Keith Henson "Commodore Rimjob" available http://www.stationmp3.com/enturbulator

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