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From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com
Subject: ATTEN: ARS SP AWARD JUDGE
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lazyboy@ix.netcom.com (Stephen Jones)

>Subject: Atten: Ars Sp Award Judges: Formal Complaint
>Dear wiser than wise judges,

    Yes, seeker of True Suppression.

>I will not take up much of your valuable time.

    That is most considerate.

>I wish to lodge a formal
>complaint against one of the contestants in the running for the SP of
>the Month award.

    A complaint?  We've never had one before.  <shuffles Ars
    Policies, finds one>  Ah!  Here it is:  COMPLAINTS, HANDLING
    OF.

>WOODY IS GRANDSTANDING. While I am not quite sure what
>the rules of the contest are,

    You will learn of them when you reach SP5.  You're not ready
    for the truth yet.

>I think Woody(noodle@netcom.com) must be
>in violation of a least one of the sacred and cherished rules of the
>game.

    Besides being a total zero?

>His recent barrage of posts suspiciously begam again in ernest
>after his SP nomination...think what you will.

    Hmmm. <draws blank>

>His display of
>over-the-top SPing, while informative and fun to read, is doubtlessly
>the result of a desire to win the sacred and noble prize, a desire that
>overwhelms his reasoning capability.

    Ah-ha!  I see your point.  He's not being an Espee for the
    *correct reasons*.  A clear violation of the Sekrit Rulz of
    Espeeness.

>Judges, I leave you with my shrill
>complaint, do with it what you will.

    We, of course, will do with it what we will.  How could we 
    do otherwise?

>On another note, I recently came across yet another gimpy LRH quote.
>Enjoy.
>    "Warn a preclear not to bother his relatives and parents and
>explain to him that they can make him ill by asking for data, on the
>restimulator principal". Dianetics pg.544 by LRH
>
>Judges, what should I make of this quote? 
 
    Soak it in olive oil for a week and use it as 'roid medicine.

>Is LRH saying, " Don't talk
>to your parents, lil' preclear. Talking to people, especially people
>who love you, outside of the CoS will make you sick. The CoS will help
>you, not your parents. Trust us. We accept Visa/Amex/Cash." Would this
>be an accurate interpretation?

    Toadly!  They wouldn't want your parents telling your that your
    false memory of the attempted abortion is bullsh*t.  Now
    would they?

>Thanks,
>Stephen Jones

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