>> Fuck! If I'd known he was a pair of goddam greek letters I'd have
>> converted long ago.

CN> Well, by your own argument, now that you "know", when's the
CN> conversion?

First a few questions to determine just what sort of critter you are:

How many Gods am I holding up?
[ ] One
[ ] Three
[ ] One but really Three
[ ] Three but really only One

Here's a cup of Communion Juice.
Does it contain:
(check all that apply)
[ ] alcohol
[ ] blood
[ ] an undefined devine 'essence' of Jesus
[ ] cyanide

Here's a fossil.
Was it:
[ ] created by God to confuse geologists
[ ] created by Satan
[ ] formed rapidly durring the Flood

Do women in your church wear:
[ ] pants
[ ] veils
[ ] chastity belts
[ ] bruises

If you are in church and someone yells "Fire!" do you:
[ ] yell "Amen!"
[ ] speak in tounges
[ ] take a collection
[ ] hold a deacons meeting